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Of course, I never really wanted them in the first place. But when a witch offers you some sort of magic tomatoes, you can't simply refuse. And letting them grow on her front porch where I could see them was an obvious offer of magic produce. She even put up a "keep out" sign and some barbed wire. I swear, her bids for the vegetables to gain my attention were becoming embarrassing.
So I finish off the tomatoes and suddenly, I can't feel my toes anymore. Or feet. Or anything. In fact, I appears that they are completely gone, leaving behind a set of mysteriously floating eyeballs. Seriously, I took a look in the mirror, nothing left. Then the witch comes out, and starts screaming at me. Like I hadn't done exactly what she insinuated she wanted me to do. Women, am I right? So I punched her in the face and ran off.
I had to go to class, but I couldn't go looking like that. It was gross. I started home to see if I could find a purse that matches with disembodied eyes, when I saw the witch on her broom with a look of murder on her face. Thinking quickly, I put on my favorite pair of shades. I casually floated into a crowd at the bus stop and waited for her to go past. To my dismay, she slowed down and stared intently into the group of people, glaring at them one by one. When she got to me she doubled the stare. I leaned back and put on my cool face. "'Sup?" I said coolly, with my cool glasses at a cool angle. The witch knew such a cool dude couldn't be me and took off.
I ran toward the school, where the power of knowledge awaited. Unfortunately I tripped on some chili dogs, and my glasses flew off, ruining my brilliant disguise. I fell into the chili, completely coating my un-lidded eyeballs in the horrible stuff. My face orbs were soaked in the pain of a thousand burning pains. Blind, and body-less, I stumbled into a crack in the glacial ice and disappeared, never to be seen again.
Luckily I got better, and just in time to make this post today. And that's why I didn't go to class last Thursday.
So I finish off the tomatoes and suddenly, I can't feel my toes anymore. Or feet. Or anything. In fact, I appears that they are completely gone, leaving behind a set of mysteriously floating eyeballs. Seriously, I took a look in the mirror, nothing left. Then the witch comes out, and starts screaming at me. Like I hadn't done exactly what she insinuated she wanted me to do. Women, am I right? So I punched her in the face and ran off.
I had to go to class, but I couldn't go looking like that. It was gross. I started home to see if I could find a purse that matches with disembodied eyes, when I saw the witch on her broom with a look of murder on her face. Thinking quickly, I put on my favorite pair of shades. I casually floated into a crowd at the bus stop and waited for her to go past. To my dismay, she slowed down and stared intently into the group of people, glaring at them one by one. When she got to me she doubled the stare. I leaned back and put on my cool face. "'Sup?" I said coolly, with my cool glasses at a cool angle. The witch knew such a cool dude couldn't be me and took off.
I ran toward the school, where the power of knowledge awaited. Unfortunately I tripped on some chili dogs, and my glasses flew off, ruining my brilliant disguise. I fell into the chili, completely coating my un-lidded eyeballs in the horrible stuff. My face orbs were soaked in the pain of a thousand burning pains. Blind, and body-less, I stumbled into a crack in the glacial ice and disappeared, never to be seen again.
Luckily I got better, and just in time to make this post today. And that's why I didn't go to class last Thursday.
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Been doing tons of art lately and I can't post most of it! Some is for projects for faculty at school (not classes) and I can't distribute it :( Others are models I never got a render I liked so I haven't posted them. Will do when I can!
In other news, the internet scares me, passports are too expensive, locking your keys in the car not fun, going crazy/dying not as fun as it sounds, peppermint the only good tea, and the puppy bowl totally worth it.
Meanwhile, while we all sleep tiny iguanas are replacing all the wiring in our homes with some sort of noodle substitute. I told them to stop but then they made me count carpet fibers until i fe
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Try this whole gift thing again?
I thought it might be fun to do the whole pageview gift thing again. No one does that anymore, so I guess I will. We'll see if anyone cares this time. So, if you get my 11,111 pageview, I'll draw you a picture! Sound good? Just take a screenshot and send it to me, then I'll draw whatever you want (within reason...use common sense)
In other news... I totally just went trick-or-treating this year. Despite being an "adult." We kinda just wanted to see if people would actually give us candy, so when we took the little one (9yrs old) we dressed up and held out pillow cases. I raked in the loot! Sugary loot. Sugary loot that kept me up all night e
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What a cheery little tale.